There was a House committee hearing on contraception, that included NO WOMEN. Th Onion didn't see this coming with the Harry Potter deal? "We'll say it one last time before we pack up and go: In 20 years, you'll be up to your asses in old folks," a written statement from the National Advisory Council On Aging read in part. They're a Joke, a Laughing stock, It was Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Their headline from January of 2001 was prophetic. Mittless Rmoney as asked Colonel Batshit to lead his racial realations reachout for His & Lyin's campaign. Create new account | My Profile | My Account | My Bookmarks | My Inbox | Help | Log in, Back to top Alert abuse Link here What an embarrassment! "Cancer is a powerful disease, but most people can at the very least delay the spread of it by maintaining a positive outlook and mental attitude. Anyway,thank you for your support. It would take a huge amount of not looking to not see that. "What?" We ran that by our editors as a test and they told to stop fucking around. The Republicans have raised the bar to such a level there's just no point in satire anymore. You don't say that, even if you think it. If the employee is a fool, so is the employer. And then there is this thing called Honey Boo Boo that quite frankly is beyond satire, it is a new pardigm. Giving the phrase back to the future new meaning. The company is based in Chicago but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin. Walking a delicate line between satire and plain bitterness. Make YOUR voice heard! "We ran that by our editors as a test and they told to stop fucking around.". (This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication. I gave up on trying to out satirize the conservatives a long time ago. "It's rare that you see someone give up that quickly and completely," Wohlpert said. Every time Romney gets up there and twists in the wind trying to avoid being taken for who he is, he puts a satirist out of work. It's like a real life version of "But I'm a Cheerleader" (a hilarious movie about a ranch that tries to change gays). Nothing like splashing it all over TV, 'eh? Advertisement. Yes that also happened! And he probably said that in the 1960s. The human mind just isn't capable of coming up with the real life outrageous stuff the GOP does. This message was self-deleted by its author. Fired Private Equity Partner Steals Office Supply Company On Way Out. Addressing the COVID-19 pandemic, economic well-being, and health care were top priorities during the November election.... Sign the petition to U.S. governors and state election officials: You must continue to count EVERY vote. Permalink, Last edited Mon Nov 16, 2020, 01:00 PM - Edit history (1), Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Reply #30). Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., known as the “Trump boys” in The Onion’s lexicon, are cast as bumbling simpletons whose misadventures — from setting up their own makeshift law firm in the White House’s electrical room to interrupting an intelligence briefing with sofa cushions duct-taped to their bodies — are the closest thing to the site’s wildly successful mockery of former Vice President Joe Biden. said he couldn't match the stuff that was going on in society. Union gives away pillows and PJs. blundering Romney campaign the polls are close. Like Allen West saying he found commies under his bed. Gangster Octopus. Wij willen hier een beschrijving geven, maar de site die u nu bekijkt staat dit niet toe. The event was set up in just a few days and held at the Newburgh Armory Unity Center, located at 321 South William Street in Newburgh, on Tuesday, November 17 from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. it's become difficult at times to distinguish between an Onion story and a real news article. Looking Back On The Onion’s First 15,000 Years Of Coronavirus Coverage. Bush, Palin, McTurtle, Bachman, Jim Baker, Vetter and so forth. (Not really a) Press Release from The Onion: The task of making outlandish shit up has becoming impossible in light of the real world outlandish shit already happening.

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